Scotland 2017

Sunday, 20 September 2009

american outlaws

FADE IN:

EXT. WOODS

The Rangers plunge into thick woods. Branches slap at them, but the sound of gunfire keeps them going.







Captain El Deaco is still in the lead, flanked by two young women who are obviously sisters.










The tall, handsome one is Miss Esterly; the younger one with the lopsided hair is Miss Rossell.

EXT. WOOD'S EDGE

They break through the other side of the woods, emerging behind a rickety set of fence-post fortifications. Instantly GUNFIRE tears apart the trees around them. The Captain's horse goes down, and the sisters dive and roll to hide beneath the palisade.


The Captain, still alive, has fallen beyond the wooden shield. Doc Evilmountain scrambles through the savage rifle fire, grabs El Deaco, and hauls him behind the fortification.







CAPTAIN EL DEACO
(bellowing)

"Fall back into the woods! Out of
your saddles before you're shot out
of 'em!"







The Rangers leap from their saddles as a new sound starts -- a dull roar that grows and approaches and BBRRRRAPPPPP
as, unbelievably, trees EXPLODE INTO SPLINTERS and horses and men go down in a heap!

Yep!

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